Nerdy Pickup Lines That Won’t Help Engineers Get Laid

These pickup lines are not only overused, they are not easily understood by those who aren’t inclined to science and engineering.


One stereotype commonly associated with male engineers, it’s how terrible they are when it comes to flirting. It must be the shy attitude or the lack of exposure to women in engineering school and in their jobs. Either way, these engineers have a hard time talking to a woman and eventually, ask them out on a date.

In a typical Friday night in a bar, we often see how the guys casually approach girls and give a pickup line to impress them. Surprisingly, it works for the guys who know how to deliver them smoothly. As for the engineers, it can be tricky. As you can see, they find all these terrible nerdy lines on the internet and tell them to the girls they’re trying to impress. These pickup lines are not only overused, they can be not easily understood for those who aren’t inclined to science. Sorry, not everyone studied chemistry, math, physics, biology and engineering like you did.

So if you want to be that engineer who wants to get laid tonight, better avoid using these pickup lines when you approach an amazing lady:

You can unzip my files anytime.

How about later we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.

If you were a cloud platform, you’d be HaaS — hottie-as-a-service.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You defragment my life.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Baby, let me find your nth term.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?

If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)

I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.

You’ve been warned. Do not use these pickup lines tonight or any other night!

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Nerdy Pickup Lines That Won’t Help Engineers Get Laid

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